Back-to-school rules - laurie friedman

Percy Isaac Gifford, hero of Im Not Afraid of This Haunted House and Thanksgiving Rules, is back, and hes got a few simple (and simply hilarious) rules for what to do (and not to do) when its time to go back to school.

Illustrations.

Schools in session When it comes to surviving school, Percys at the head of the class.

If you can follow his ten simple rules, making the grade will be a piece of cake (and school will be a lot of fun).

But theres more to school than showing up on time and staying awake in class.

If you have any doubts, Percy also shows exactly what not to do.

- No spitballs - No running in the halls - No bouncing off the ceiling - No crazy scheming See what other trouble--and tips--Percy has in mind.