Bane - l. j. shen

BaneNaked surfer.

Habitual pothead.

A con, a liar, a thief and a fraud.

Last I heard, he was extorting the rich and screwing their wives for a living.

Which is why Im more than a little surprised to find him at my threshold, looking for my friendship, my services, and most puzzling of all-looking humbled.

Thing is, Im on a boycott.

Literally-I cut boys from my life.

Permanently.

Problem is, Bane is not a boy, he is all man, and Im falling, crashing, drowning in his sweet, perfect lies.