Diddly squat: the no 1 sunday times bestseller - jeremy clarkson

Welcome to Clarksons farm.

Its an idyllic spot, offering picturesque views across the Cotswolds, bustling hedgerows, woodlands and natural springs.

Jeremy always liked the idea of being a farmer.

But, while he was barrelling around the world having more fun with cars than was entirely reasonable, it seemed obvious that the actual, you know, farming was much better left to someone else.

Then one day he decided he would do the farming himself.

After all, how hard could it be? Well .