How to archer: the ultimate guide to espionage and style and women and also cocktails ever written, paperback/sterling archer

Lying is like 95% of what I do.

But believe me: in this book, Ill let you know exactly how to become a master spy just like me.

Obviously, you wont be as good at it as I am, but thats because youre you, and Im Sterling Archer.

I know, I know, it sucks not being me.

But dont beat yourself up about it, because Im going to show you all the good stuff--what to wear; what to drink; how to seduce women (and, when necessary, men); how to beat up men (and, when necessary, women); how to tell the difference between call girls and hookers (hint: when theyre dead, theyre just hookers) and everything about weapons, secret devices, lying ex-girlfriends, and turtlenecks.

In a word? How to Archer .