How to be a pirate, hardcover/sue fliess

Ahoy, landlubberCome with me.

Board me ship upon the sea Not a pirate? Dont know how? Ye can learn to be one now Little landlubbers get to earn their sea legs on a pirate ship amidst the goofiest pirates ever.

Theres lingo to learn ( GangwayBlimeyYo-ho-ho ), a pirate look to choose ( Pick a parrot for your arm.

Every pirates lucky charm ), and most importantly, pirate rules to learn ( No more toothpasteFarewell, bathOnce ye choose the pirate path ).

This rollicking read-aloud will be a hit among boys, girls, and parents alike.