Jolly jokes for older folks - bob phillips

Alphabetized so readers can find just the right joke to suit their fancy, Jolly Jokes for Older Folks provides lighthearted moments for everyone whos been around long enough to laugh at themselves and others.

Bestselling author Bob Phillips has compiled yet another great collection of quirky quips and zany zingers that will charm and delight the young-at-heart and everyone who appreciates a little laughter in their lives.

Stories of wacky waiters, loony lawyers, and daffy doctors will entertain readers while providing conversation starters for coffee or other get-togethers.

An exasperated salesman abandoned his car in a no-parking zone and left this note: Ive circled this block 20 times.

I have an appointment and must keep it or lose my job.

Forgive us our trespasses.

Upon returning, he found this note: Ive circled this block 20 years.

If I dont give you a ticket, Ill lose my job.

Lead us not into temptation.

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I have a serious memory problem.

I cant remember a thing.

Doctor: How long have you had this problem? Patient: What problem? Alphabetized so readers can find just the right joke to suit their fancy, Jolly Jokes for Older Folks provides lighthearted moments for everyone whos been around long enough to laugh at themselves and others.