Smarties big book of stupid jokes, paperback/michael powell

This collection of over 2500 hilariously funny and wickedly naughty jokes contains the most brainless, ridiculous, nutty and wacky wisecracks ever invented.

From addled animals to witless wizards, there are lots of brand new jokes, pathetic puns and raving riddles: whats the best way to raise a strawberry? With a spoon.

Waiter, this soup is disappointing? Why? What did you expect it to do? What should you write on a chickens tombstone? Roast in Peace.

Whats white on the outside and gray on the inside? An elephant hiding inside an envelope.

What do you call a woman with a fire on her head? Anita.