Suck less: where there's a willam, there's a way, paperback/willam belli

The only lie told more often than No, that looks totally cute on you and I got AIDS through oral is It gets better.

Well, a lotta times it dont.

Sometimes it just sucks less.

But I promise you: where theres a Willam, theres a way.

But this isnt all about me (for once).

Its about you and how you can SUCK LESS at a variety of things drag queens are so much better at than the average person.

Ive got clap backs and life hacks and tips on classing up a simple grab-and-run lifting spree to the much more dignified act of larceny.

Super-important life stuff with my own special, secret fag- swag sauce.

So welcome to Willams School of Bitchcraft and Wiggotry.

Class is in session.

With a foreword from Neil Patrick Harris.