The big book of jewish humor, paperback/william novak

Two rival businessmen meet in the Warsaw train station.

Where are you going? says the first man.

To Minsk, says the second.

To Minsk, eh? What a nerve you have I know youre telling me youre going to Minsk because you want me to think that youre really going to Pinsk.

But it so happens that I know you really are going to Minsk.

So why are you lying to me? Four men are walking in the desert.

The German says, Im tired and thirsty.

I must have a beer.

The Italian says, Im tired and thirsty.

I must have wine.

The Mexican says, Im tired and thirsty.

I must have tequila.

The Jew says, Im tired and thirsty.

I must have diabetes.