The kobold wizard's dildo of enlightenment +2 (an adventure for 3-6 players, levels 2-5 - carlton mellick

Are you ready to play some Dungeons and Fucking Dragons? The Kobold Wizards Dildo of Enlightenment +2 is an absurd comedy about a group of adventurers (elf, halfling, bard, dwarf, assassin, thief) going through an existential crisis after having discovered that they are really just pre-rolled characters living inside of a classic AD&D role playing game.

While exploring the ruins of Tardis Keep, these 6 characters must deal with their inept Dungeon Masters retarded imagination and resist their horny teenaged players commands to have sex with everything in sight.

Featuring: punk rock elf chicks, death metal orcs, porn-addicted beholders, a goblin/halfling love affair, a gnoll orgy, and a magical dildo that holds the secrets of the universe.