The ultimate book of dad jokes: 1,001+ punny jokes your pops will love telling over and over and over..., paperback/gordon hideaki nagai

A MASSIVE COLLECTION OF LAUGHABLE, CHEESY JOKES PERFECT FOR AMUSING DADS WHILE SLIGHTLY EMBARRASSING THE KIDS As groan-inducing as they are hilarious, dad jokes are the punny one-liners and oh-so-clever quips fathers never tire of telling.

With this massive collection, no Dad will ever lack new material to make his kids facepalm: - A watermelon and a honeydew wanted to get married right away, but they cantaloupe.

- After Humpty Dumpty recovered from his fall, he was just a shell of his former self.

- Sign language interpreters have to lean sideways to translate something in italics.

- Anyone with a wheat allergy that routinely eats pasta is just a gluten for punishment.

- A chord walked into a bar and ordered a drink.

The bartender said, We dont serve minors.