Trust, paperback/jana aston

Knock knock Um.

Whos there? Yeah.

That was me, on my last date.

Before you feel sorry for me you should know that I was the one telling the jokes.

Jokes as in plural, because I didnt stop with just one.

Of course not.

Hi, Im Chloe Scott.

The most awkward single girl in the city.

But Im going to get it together.

Im going to learn how to date like a grown up.

Im going to have an orgasm not given to myself.

Im going to fall in love and live happily ever after.

Right after I get out of this interrogation room.