You suck: a love story - christopher moore

Moores bestseller, now in paperback, is a cheerfully perverse, gut-busting tale of young vampires in love that USA Today describes as a laugh-a-page novel thats raunchy and irreverent.

Being undead sucks.

Literally.

Just ask C.

Thomas Flood.

Waking up after a fantastic night unlike anything hes ever experienced, he discovers that his girlfriend, Jody, is a vampire.

And surprise Now hes one, too.

For some couples, the whole biting-and-blood thing would have been a deal breaker.

But Tommy and Jody are in love, and they vow to work through their issues.

But word has it that the vampire who initially nibbled on Jody wasnt supposed to be recruiting.

Even worse, Tommys erstwhile turkey-bowling pals are out to get him, at the urging of a blue-dyed Las Vegas call girl named (duh) Blue.

And that really sucks.